Death Wish Coffee Company

Even if you have a heart of darkness, the truth is, we live in a colorful world. If that’s not quite your cup of joe and you want to escape the world of rainbows and cupcakes, you’re going to need a solid support system. Luckily, it goes by the name of strong coffee . From high caffeine coffee to your favorite morning brew, espresso shots to cappuccinos, coffee doesn’t need to bombard you with all sorts of whacky hues. Yellow, green, blue, red… yuck. All you need is a dependable shade of caffeine to get you through the day. Oh, that was supposed to be brown—not caffeine. No matter what coffee color you choose, let’s be honest: the caffeine is always the best part. Best Overall: Black Strong Coffee If you don’t enjoy the beauty of a straight black coffee with high caffeine , you don’t understand the true artistry it takes to create the perfect black brew. It’s like staring into a dark abyss of molten goodness. Just don’t stare for too long. Stagnant coffee can attract every...

In the best workplaces, coffee breaks go without saying. And if you get to walk to the coffee shop around the corner anytime other than your dedicated lunch break, then you’re one lucky devil. Some jobs only allow for scheduled 10-to-15-minute breaks within your work shift (lame). Still, this could be just enough time to enjoy the unadulterated bliss of a simple black coffee.    Despite the general consensus that your breaks, even coffee breaks, never seem to last long enough, people weren’t always entitled to a midday cup o’ joe. You should be grateful. The Myth and the Magic Depending on where you get your information, you can find some contradictory yet weirdly cohesive coffee break origin stories: • Late 1800s: In Stoughton, Wisconsin, the wives of Norwegian immigrants agree to help sort tobacco in a factory if they are allowed two daily breaks to do housework and have a cup of coffee. Now that’s good negotiating. Locals celebrate the Stoughton Coffee Break Festival...