Death Wish Coffee Company

There are plenty of exciting things happening at the start of every new year. But why pack your schedule full of a bunch of arbitrary resolutions that make you miserable? Yeah, that’s right—your well-intentioned resolutions can make you miserable. Coffee, on the other hand, can do just the opposite. Coffee with high caffeine brings joy to your everyday life. What? You disagree? Do you believe your New Year’s resolutions are the answer to all your problems? Here’s a look at how drinking strong coffee is a way better choice than any of the totally bogus goals you might try to stick to in the new year. Bogus New Year’s Resolutions to Ditch Getting up in the morning is bad enough, but waking up and guilting yourself into pursuing some lame goal can be even worse. The following resolutions are the worst of the worst. Literally, the absolute worst. The New Fad Diet Please, for the love of all that is good in the world, don’t try the new fad diet you saw on social media. You’ll be sad ...

The year is wrapping up, and you know what that means—another year ahead of you. Yes, you may begrudgingly step into a new year that feels so…. full of hope. But there is one thing that’s pretty awesome about that fresh start—gulping down a mug of coffee with high caffeine on the first day of the year. And every day after that too, but it’s important to start the year off on the right foot. What’s so special about that first coffee of the year? First of all, do you even have to ask that question? It’s coffee . It’s the right way to start every day. Secondly, your favorite brew can help make your New Year’s celebration even better. Here’s how. You Get to Sleep In or Watch a New Year’s Day Parade After a presumably long night, coffee can help you make the tough decisions come morning time. To sleep in or not to sleep in? You might decide to stay where it’s warm under those cozy covers all the way until the afternoon—that never goes horribly wrong, does it? Alternatively, y...

WARNING: This coffee story could cause many corporate office workers to spend countless hours researching beetles and birds. Is that a waste of time? Just stick with us, and then you can decide. Whether you knew it or not, coffee is under constant threat from a really, really stupidly small beetle. Like, really small. The borer beetle is the main antagonist of our fictional story. And our hero: the yellow warbler—the bird that helps save coffee farms from borer beetle invasions in real life. Facts, people. Hold on to your mug handles, folks—if you don’t think you need strong coffee to pay attention to this story, you’re going to need it for all your post-story research. Part 1: A Short Life She felt like she was the last coffee berry borer beetle on the farm. She needed to leave her home berry to find another, almost identical coffee berry where she could drill a hole, lay her eggs and start another infestation—effectively continuing the destruction of the coffee crop. Yo...

Setting aside the time to practice self-care is important. Apparently, getting enough sleep is a part of that. It helps you feel better and stuff. However, there’s a community of people who drink coffee like it’s water. They would swim in it if they got the chance. Sleep isn’t going to be at the top of their list of Enjoyable Self Care Practices That Help Me Enjoy Being Awake . To get the serious coffee-lovers to give themselves a serious break, they need a serious strategy. The kind that only strong coffee drinkers will like. Okay—maybe not just them, but primarily them. Now, let’s move on to the details. Wake Up Early (or Stay Awake a Little Longer) It sounds physically, emotionally and mentally painful, but if you wake up a little earlier, you might have time to practice a little self-coffee—wait, that was supposed to be self-care. Alternatively, you could drink more coffee and just stay up later to do self-care at the end of the day. Employ your used organic coffee gro...